"Eat my pod! Err, whatever comes out of a pod....."

Pod racing. I find it very epic. Did you know Sebulba cheated and he called Anakin Skywalker "bantha poodoo"

That means "bantha food". When the race began, Sebulba was in the lead......

 

Are Rancors actually quite nice?

Before I say anything, let me say that Rancors are great creatures. They do however have some bad murdering habits (so if you get angry don't hesitate to stuff their fat ugly face into a blender).

So you want to be a Jedi?

Well that is great, but to truly be a Jedi, one must act like a Jedi. If you want to be a Jedi just follow the simple tasks shown below:

Jek Clone Number 14 "I am ready to fight for the Sith"

 Jek 14 is an evil Sith clone created by some kid's light saber's kyber crystals.

So Jabba or blender?

So sometimes you go round someone's house and you show them Star Wars episode 3. You watch past the beginning, up to Jabba's palace and then your friend says,"Who's Jabba?".

You tell them again and again but they still don't get it. Well,  no need to get angry and stuff their face in to a blender. Just show them this.

Why does everyone hate Tuscan Raiders?

So Tuscan Raiders.

How many times have you wanted to shoot one in the face and witness it's last breath?

9 maybe 10 times?

The Truth About Jawas

Jawas are great creatures. Some people would even call them cute. However I can assure you that they are anything but cute!